Relevant stats: 6′7″, runs a 4.9, benches 375, squats 525. Inhaled a basketball during an afterschool game his senior year in high school and snorted it out for a spectacular cross-court alley-oop. Can eat fifty eggs in a sitting with ease. Faberge eggs, that is. Without chewing. Was Valedictorian of his class thanks to his superb marks in classes like Maiming, Boulder-tossing, and Fear. EDSBS " KNOW YOUR RECRUITS: D.J. FLUKER