NSFW BONUS MELTDOWN! Third Saturday Special Edition

As you all know by now, the one program that I despise above all others is Alabama’s actual rival — the only one we light cigars for. I wish nothing but hardship, ineptitude, painful losses, and loathsome outcomes for the Tennessee Volunteers. LSU may have been more momentous over the last 15 years of so, and Auburn matters more to the in-state folks, but this is the one.

How much does it matter? I live in Tennessee, and I support local Memphis businesses, but I actively go out of my way to avoid non-901 companies chartered in this state. I have not had Tennessee whiskey in two decades. I bought my car from an Ohio company. I drive to Alabama to pick up my cigars. I go to Mississippi to get gas. Even almost 20 years after Secret Witness Phil Fulmer and Roy Kramer’s sketchy shit, I have not forgotten for one day what these cretins did to my alma mater. And I damned sure haven’t forgiven. When so much as a single penny of my tax money is diverted to East Tennessee — accidental or otherwise — it causes me actual physical pain.

That is why, in this dark moment (pour one out for the Cheetah), I have taken time out of my schedule to give you this, a bonus meltdown featuring the Vawls. We need this catharsis. And, as always, fUT.

Why would any 18 year old go to Tennessee. We’re losers

Vols Sr DL Matthew Butler, who has always been a sharp guy: “Alabama has a winning culture. We have a winning history. That’s the difference right now.”

Losses by 21+ points in their first 30 games as Tennessee’s head coach:
Jeremy Pruitt 12
Butch Jones 6
Derek Dooley 6

It honestly blows my mind that there are people who still expect better from Tennessee football. Get over it. This is who we are now.

Pruitt: We started running the ball well at times. “I thought offensively, it was one of the better games we played”

Dude. Literally the fewest points Bama has gave up all year

does g*ry danielson know that no matter how many times he sings alabama’s praises, nick saban is not going to fuck him

How does fulmer not see that and not think I hired the dumbest sob in football

That’s what you get when you let a complete moron hold a press conference

Need to fire the DL coach again this week

JEREMY PRUITT FIRED HIS DLINE COACH, THE ONLY AVERAGE UNIT !! NOW NOTHING IS AVERAGE !!

I have finally snapped. #firePruitt #fireChaney

Tennessee Vols Football: ‘It’s The Hope That Kills You.’

We don’t Want your pity, we love the pain, we live for the pain

If I did this bad at my job for three weeks, I would be fired. Thanks for sucking the rest of the joy out of 2020.

@phillipfulmer better fire him, or his fat little sausage fingers collecting a pay check will be fraudulent.

I hate that NONE of the broadcasters have one nice thing to say about us! Yes we aren’t playing great but still we are playing better and all they talk about is Alabama.

SEC can go fuck itself. Greg Sankey is an Alabama homer bitch. Start a go fund me page....I’ll donate.

Fuck this corn bread liking Alabama fuck, go back home

A tradition unlike any other... When is Derek Dooley going to turn the corner at Tennessee? When is Butch Jones going to turn the corner at Tennessee? When is Jeremy Pruitt going to turn the corner at Tennessee?

At least it’s not the same coach that never turns the corner year after year. #FireGus

Jeremy Pruitt on the gap between Alabama and Tennessee: The gap is closing, I can assure you of that. That might not show on the scoreboard today, but the gap is closing, I can assure you that.

I think he meant the gap in his head is closing. Despite what it sounds like here, he’s having less delusional thoughts. Bless his heart.

The crack pipe is heating up. Pruitt it wants to talk with you.

If only there were some way to have the two teams compete and numerically evaluate their performance

Did he weigh in on the gap between the vols and GA State?

He’s talking about the GAP clothing store.

What about Kentucky?? Is that talent gap closing too?

Unless they move campus closer to the border....this is false

The gap between his ears is definitely closing, if he thinks that.

Blah blah blah! Go back to Hoover potato head!

Why are a pack of Arabs posting the streams after every comment on every Vol page?

Who is picking this thug music for these videos?

Here is my life: I’m a Dallas Cowboys and Tennessee Volunteers fan. That’s it, that’s the tweet

HELP STOP BEING ALABAMA BITCH

Another Vol buyout coming soon. Saban needs an assistant coffee runner to assist Butch.

All of our friends and fans who watch the Tennessee volunteers to support me I appreciated it please stop. I’m embarrassed.

We need a coach who can win. End of story. Tired of cornbread, bricks, and Doofus.

Clock’s ticking asshole! So tired of your “aw shucks” folksy bullshit. Your team is poorly coached and it shows.

That field goal was so epic down three scores!

The lack of talent excuse, is old and worn out. This is UT recruiting ranking since 2015
2015-4th
2016-14th
2017-7th
2018-8th
2019-13th
2020-10th
Who’s to blame for UT not having a QB able to beat out JG? Pruitt, he’s had 3 yrs to recruit one, but even though he has 3 now he refuses to play them. So who do you blame?

Hammered ain’t the fuckin word fuck you alabama

Pruitt ole saggy face muck mouth bitch

Someone please tell Jim Chaney that he’s not gonna be allowed to get his insulin shots if he doesn’t stop making dumbfuck play calls. 3rd and 3 and you’re throwing it what you’re having success running the ball ON ALABAMA. Fat fuck won’t risk losing his twinkies.

If Alabama doesn’t show up today we might win but probably not fuck you nick saban

I hate the SEC. I hate SEC on CBS. I hate Alabama. I hate college football. Fuck this shit.

I mean this from the bottom of my heart: Fuck Jeremy Pruitt.

Fuck Jeremy Pruitt! Fat four chinned, Twinkie eating Mfer!

At this point with Tennessee football I don’t give a fuck. Bring me Hugh Freeze and I don’t care if he’s banging hookers on the sideline with blow on his nose. If he can win bring him on. Pruitt is simply Butch with less hair