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I went to the University of Alabama for too many degrees that I may never be able to pay off. Retired lawya’, USMC veteran, active shitposter. I own a retail Kratom store in Memphis, and have a side hustle using all that math from my PhD to run a college football handicapping service.

EDIT: SEC Shorts Double-Feature: It’s a down year for the SEC

When SEC Shorts says it, you know it’s true.

Giving Away Money: 2023 Week 8 Picks Against the Spread To Enhance Your Filthy Lucre

Vegas has your money; let’s go get it.

Gump Day Jumbo Package: ‘Bama players ready to get rid of the “bad taste” from last year’s UT loss

Who’s ready to kick this one off already?!

Third Saturday in October 2023: Lesser Known Matchups That Could Decide Alabama-Tennessee

Giving Away Money Special Edition: Third Saturday in October Point Spread Analysis and Prediction

The only thing better than beating Tennessee is making money off Alabama beating Tennessee. Can the Tide do it?

2023 Blog Poll Week 8 — The PAC 12 eats its own; bad quarterback play runs rampant in the SEC

We all love some Beavers, right?

Giving Away Money: 2023 Week 7 Picks Against the Spread To Enhance Your Filthy Lucre

Vegas has your money; let’s go get it.

Gump Day Jumbo Package Double Edition! The Tide have improved as Milroe has become a pocket passer

This team lives and dies by No. 4’s arm, not his legs.

2023 Blog Poll Week 7: Guess who’s back in the Top 10?

The quietest Top 10 team in America?

Alabama Crimson Tide at Texas A&M Aggies Second Half Thread

Welp